goood morning or afternoon or night. or any other period timeof you are reading this at!!! is epriod the right word>??? i dont think so buttt i doint feel like piulling up a theosarus
i was meant to write this... um.. about a weeekk ago. whoopsies. anyways, i went on a camping trip, here is a list of my misfortunes, the ones that i can remember anyways >_< .
- i got my period 3 hours before leaving the house, therefore i could not go swimming
- during the car ride, my dads co worker started calling him. this guy was the number 1 yapper ever he would not sybau.
- me and my sister argued over walnuts, she wanted to buy a whole bag of them even though no one eats them at home, since we have 3 bags.
- .. .. .. i was then later humbled by her as i demolished half the bag out of hunger. . . o.0
- me and my sister walked down a path for 30 minutes with my fatass stupid dog just for there to be a no dogs sign at the end . .
- this stupid fat roll also started rolling around the grass even though i washed him the day before!! appricate your fricken oatmeal almond shamppod bath looser goodamn
- we packed bread, and i ate half of a slice before turning it around to see it was fuzzy greypurple on the other side
- this little girl said i looked 14. i still dont know how to feela bboyt thus oen. ..
- my phone died in the middle of the night, so i had to endure the night listening of some guys snores in the tent next to mine. . . honkk shoooo
- my dog also fell asleep on both my handslike bruh wtf so i was stuck in a really uncomfy position the whole timeeeeee...
- there was a small shop, but it took a while to open since we woke up at 6am. when it opened, i bought a small apple pie. it was meat pie.... ate anywyas i was jhungry asf tf
- my dad started drivig on tge wrong side of the road by accidnet in the mountains.
- there was a big thunderstorm. kawuushshhhh (thunder impression) clouds were dark and the flashes were like. intense dude. i slept through ig though .. . mmm sleep .
theres totally way more, but this was a week ago and my memory is really bad when it comes to stuff like this. i shouuld prolly get that chekcout one day. . . .
schook starts in 2 days as im writing this. ah. ahhhh ahhh eeeekkkk ahhhh ahhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhh eeeeoiuuhhhhhh oeiughhhhhhh oiugghh hh h hhh i iuggh aaiaiaughjjjjh euehdn bleehehehhh fujjj thriowsnup. thriows up gags chokes and dies on my vomit.
hmmm. what else has been happening in my lyfe... .. ... . i git banned form amazon...? they still delivered my package though. i soent a majority ogf that day hiding in my garden frm my postman. he ended up being a vefy nice man with a very nice voice. which was. awesome. i was expecting someone mean and rud e.. . never judge an amazon prime van by its dirver or whatver,. iam almost finkshed law and ofder svu. i just got ti seasn 22. i have sooooooo many other shows to watch,..... . . ifff i dont strat dexter before this year ends, my life may be in danger, since my ffeind has been asking me for a loooonnngg time now....... whoopsies....
itss soooo frickkennnnnn hot in my room right now i amm boilling akive. i feel like a crawfish in those seafood boil vidoes. i never had a seafood boil. i think thats jjst a american thing.. wonder if theyfr good... ,m mmm ... i like seafood quitea bit. actualy i dont even knoe what goes in a sea food boil. i jjst see vids of people pouring copious ammounts of corn and onion and crabs into pot with seasoning. atleats they use seasonings!! but dmn, wouldnt a seafood bopil be kinds expsienve? im sjre crabs are not super cheap. well, the agaun, crab immitation meat is like the chespets meat you can find inn a supermarker.. but thaaaattss immitation, not the real deal. so who knows. not me. actually crab immitation meat kinda sucks ngl . its sweet for some reaason. weird. but iff you like it thats ok.
hey, you know, whoever is reading thios, i have a aowr . worf of word of advice for you freind. if you ever fee;l sad or angru, you should play sudoku or mine sweeper. actually, only play minesweeper if ur sad, if ur angry and fuck uo ur ginna get wayyyy more mad. well, maybe u wont. idk u really. but sudoku for sure. i think these 2 games are the way to spme happiness in life. ohhhhhh the new yokr times game things realseased a new game too, yk the place that made wordle. its like called pips or something. i played itblike twice but its good aswell. yo i ngl i suck at like almost all their games aside from sudoku gtiles and pips. i hatttteeee spelling bee. word cross i cant get throgh ever... connections and worlde i get occcssonally thoiugh. i wish i was good at connections... i mean i could probably getb better if i tried but i git big dream if 100000 otge thangs siiiooo..
sgould i invest in an autocorrect, or letmyelg 6type incomprejhensibly in every blog post? hm........ ........ whateca. i think aboit it another dayy. thakies so much foir redsing ris bloig aboit camping and sea food boil and sudoku. o lobe you. goodbye adios bonne nuit i forgot how to say be bye in french so ur getting god night insead, ok? ok bye bye do widzienia kohanyyy. .. . mwa mwa. . .
